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Advantage Me
College break is kind of ridiculous. I’m home for another ten days still haha. When I’m back, this could be helpful: “A lot of life is about taking advantage of people when they’re down. It’s how white...
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Warning!
A worried addendum to his previous email: “I was thinking about the Valentine’s Day advice I gave you and wanted to make sure that you understand NO MATTER HOW MANY BLOWJOBS THE GIRLS YOU’RE TRICKING...
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Helpful Reminder
From the most romantic man on the planet: “Don’t forget that Valentine’s Day is on Monday. Single girls are going to be EXTRA sad this weekend and therefore desperate. They’ll be especially vulnerable...
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Happy Valentine’s Day
From my brother to the world: “Happy Valentine’s Day you piece of shit! JK JK! You’re not a POS you’re a wonderful little fella with a heart of gold not unlike a hooker’s, and a strange inability to...
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